Comments on: Jack Baur VS Chuck Norris

By: chloefan_76

chloefan_76 — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 19:28:57 +0000

When Jack Bauer calls the president collect, the president accepts the charges.

By: chloefan_76

chloefan_76 — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 19:24:12 +0000

Chuck Norris is against the separation of church and state. Jack Bauer’s church IS the state.

By: ne0

ne0 — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:33:36 +0000

Anyone who said Chuck Norris would win this fight is a communist or a terrorist, and Jack will turn the interrogation machine to 8 cc’s, while he sympathizes with your unwillingnesses to be be shot in the knee. Jack cannot be beaten, he is a walking force of nature much like black hole.

By: Kaci

Kaci — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 16:12:17 +0000

Keiffer can so take chuck norris down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Greyfox

Greyfox — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 05:04:03 +0000

Jack and Chuck are definetly good at fighting but I’m a great fighter. I’d whip the shit out of these two before they even wet their pants out of fear. They are both pussies.

By: base

base — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 20:54:40 +0000

chuck is the real deal, off the screen and farts out jack bauers on a regular basis

By: JackBaur

JackBaur — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 15:33:33 +0000

Hey, thanks for holding me in such high regards, I’d never dare fight Chuck, he would whoop my ass without moving!

By: number7

number7 — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 15:33:15 +0000

hold on a sec, who is this Jack Baur? I’ve never heard of him before. He looks a bit like that guy from 24….? ah yea Kiefer Sutherland. aka Jack BAUER!

By: number7

number7 — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 15:29:21 +0000

Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves. Lets see Chuck do that.

By: JimBob

JimBob — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 14:43:55 +0000

Chuck Norris clearly has rubbish hair but he does have better guns… He also looks slightly sweatier than Jack. This is very hard - I’m hoping for a reservoir dogs style ending with just the camera man left standing.